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Waterproof Blanket™


Save your towels, expensive bed linen, couch covers and mattresses folks! We have designed the world’s first luscious double-sided Waterproof Blanket for squirting, free-bleeding, partner sex, self pleasure or nappy free time. Designed with a waterproof membrane technology, the blanket still remains fleecy and waterproof, even after many washes!

The sensitive skin on your buttocks, yoni and lower back deserve the most luxurious fabric for sacred self pleasure rituals or intimate love making.

One side of the blanket is made of super-soft fleece, with the other side a velvet-smooth texture that feels like silk on your skin. With a special waterproof technology integrated in the blanket that captures liquid and prevents it from leaking through, you will no longer soak through your sheets or towels.

How to use:

Before self pleasure or play with your partner, lay the blanket over your couch, bed or floor and feel the seductive comfort of the blanket beneath you. Simply by having something waterproof underneath your body can be the peace-of-mind you need to be able to fully let go, release and let the floodgates open during orgasm.

To clean after use, simply put in a cold, gentle machine wash and dry (do not iron). Hang on the washing line in the sunshine to dry to keep the blanket in best condition.


  • Waterproof and leak proof

  • Super soft and smooth

  • Fully reversible

  • Available in 4 sizes

  • Available in two 5 colours (more coming soon!)

  • Machine wash and dry

  • Use indoors or outdoors (i.e. picnic, camping)

Suggested for the blanket:

  • Sex blanket for squirting and “water sports”

  • Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!

  • Pet or picnic blanket

  • Baby blanket / nappy free time

  • Post pregnancy blanket

  • “Throw” for your couch

Sizes and colours:

We suggest investing in two or three blankets so you don’t have to go without when you’re washing or drying the blanket! They come in the following colours and sizes:

  • Champagne 40x40 inch

  • Champagne 50x60 inch

  • Moon Blood Red 40x40 inch

  • Moon Blood Red 50x60 inch

  • Baby Pink 50x60 inch

  • Baby Blue 50x60 inch

  • Black on Black 50x60 inch

  • Emerald Green 50x60 inch

  • Round Emerald Green - 2 meter diameter

  • Round Moon Blood - 2 meter diameter
  • Round Black on Black - 2 meter diameter
  • Round Moon Blood - 1 meter diameter

  • Round Champagne - 1 meter diameter
  • Round Grey - 1 meter diameter

How to care for your blanket:

To care for your blanket, wash on a cool delicate wash. Avoid bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket on a low tumble dry (no longer than 30 mins) or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.

Made of 100% polyester fleece with an inner layer of thermoplastic polyurethane (TPU).

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